Anyone ever see honest adds on YT?
Hey, do you have an unnecessarily stupid amount of extra space on your computer you paid good money for but never plan to use? Have you always wanted a passive income stream but never knew how to get one?
Well your in luck!
INSTALL STORJ TODAY to become a NODE OPERATOR and for the low low cost of your hard drive, a few hours a month of race against the clock high anxiety sleepless nights troubleshooting problems you won’t understand, and the inevitable loss of your important documents, family photos and sanity due to the guaranteed failure of your hard drive, YOU can make a WHOPPING $1.00 a month of PURE PASSIVE INCOME!!!
What you’ll need:
- A desire to learn new things! Hehe…
- A power hungry PC that you’ll NEVER want to shut off.
- At least half if not all your hard drive space!
- Minimum of basic networking skills a must.
- An internet connection that you also never turn off.
- A wired connection to your network, which you probably don’t have anywhere else in your home.
- One of them sketchy new crypto wallet things.
Lastly, you’ll need an unbelievable amount of patience while you wait years before building up enough in your account to get paid. But once you do you’ll have just enough to pay for the transaction fees for those shiny new digital tokens that will only ever be worth less and less as there’s no real incentive for anyone to buy them in the first place. Lucky you! Just make sure you don’t spend any money investing in this passive income stream because when we decide to do a rug pull, haha… we don’t want to be liable for your poor financial decisions.
Sorry, I’m really bored at the moment and having a hard time taking this project seriously anymore.